Pal, where's your boss?
What?
The Tricks Expert Jing Koo
Be smart next time
Help!
What's going on?
Pull me up please!
So troublesome. Coming!
Thanks
Hold it
Fool me?
You're going break my arm
Bastard
Cut to death
Pinched to death
Poisoned to death
Not dead!
Who're you?
Don't get closer. I'll fight back
Morning!
I'm the Handsome Tricks Expert Jing Koo
So it's you
What a trap
Of course, that's what I'm good at
I have to charge from now
$8 with start
That's nothing
I can keep on till tomorrow
I mean $80,000
$80,000?! What a rip off
No, it's even better
Don't waste time. Thing is like this
Clear?
Clear!
You want a divorce but no property to your wife
No problem to make her mad
Really?
Of Course
What?!
I'll charge you $300,000 for sure win
$300,000? I thought $30,000 to $50,000
Calm down. Have a drink first
Thanks
You have mine and I'll have yours
Feeling sick?
Yes, how do you know?
It has good dose
You had it too
Not now
The toilet's over there
Thanks Please!
Don't come in. Lock the door
No, don't come in
What about the charge of $500,000?
We agreed $300,000 only
Wrong now's $600,000
$600,000
Rip me off?
I wanna show you my talent
$700,000 not a problem?
What? $700,000?
Let me out or I chop you
I'll chop you up
$700,000 isn't a great deal
$70M isn't a problem either You have to pay
$70M? No argument! I'll pay. Let me out
Let me out, quick!
Thanks for your co-operation
As soon as I pull this switch
all traps will disappear
Hey! How about now?
I have to turn off the main switch
Where's it? Quick!
In Yuen Long
My God! Let me out
Quick
Oh!
What a shame!
Congratulations!
Kung Hey Fat Choi
Stupid...
Mrs. Chu, if all goes right
Your husband will be sent to the Mental Hospital in 15 min
It's worthy of $800,000
You deserve it
Lucky that I was quick
If not I could be the one to turn mad
Not maybe, but surly it'd be you
You're a real expert
Wrong
I'm Handsome Tricks Expert
Can I have a kiss
for memory?
My pleasure!
Thanks!
Don't mention it
Bye
On the house
Give me the file later
Okay
How about the goods?
Go in
Hey what's doing on?
A woman's lost a diamond ring
The police has to search the department
Get your drawer and queue
Okay, hold it
Hey...
You, come here!
Me?
Yes, you! Come here
What's matter?
What? Go inside and search you
Search girls here
We've finished with the girls
Hurry up you asshole
Really?
Are you man? Come on!
This way
Don't move
Watch out
Here we're
You're so strong
Thanks
Take off your shirt What?
You've searched me. Why search again?
You're so afraid of woman
Virgin? Yes
No You ask funny questions
You can take advantage
Stand there or I shout
Don't get close, or I yell
Congratulations! Kit you're promoted
Congratulations!
You all know about it?!
Of Course
That's why we fooled you with the girl
Why don't tell me?
Banana's idea
I dared not to say or she'd not date with me
Hey!
I ain't going with you anyway!
Let's celebrate with champagne
His son's promoted He must be the happiest
Let's celebrate!
Wow... food
Who's that girl who searched me?
Whore, cost for $3,000
Banana is really tricky
Banana is notorious for this
That's why we're dead in her hands
She won't fool people once only
but always more than once
She such a devil
You'd better watch out
Her tricks keep coming
But I'll be very careful
Are you Mr. Chi Man Kit?
Yes I'm
I'm new from Personnel Dept I want your info
Right, I have to go into the room
That's good. It's too noisy here
Please
Close the door?
Good idea. Too noisy outside
Do I need to take off clothes as well?
What? Up to you!
Stand by the wall?
No need!
Body Search?
Why?
Why are you doing this here?
What's for?
You're suitable for a lot of jobs
Like China City, Volvo, Metropolitan
Why being a whore here?
Such a low-class whore?
Why being a low-class whore here and hit me?
Hit me? Tell me why you hit me?
What's wrong Lucy?
You ask him
Insane
What's wrong?
You employ such kind of employee who beats people
I employ her? Which one?
She
She's my old friend just back from the States
Our new colleague
New colleague?!
Who you think she is?
My God!
Hey Miss
I didn't mean it
Are you alright?
Fine...
I was trapped
I'm not the type you think of
No...
I didn't have such idea before
You two have introduced each other?
Not Yet!
Chi Man Kit! Lucy Ching! Shake hands
Hey What?
Look
You wanna buy them all?
No, we've known for so long
but you haven't said this to me
What're you talking about?
IOU right?
No
1 O U
No
It's really 1 0 U
Woman, trouble!
Lucy, your hair
Why don't you glue up?
Let's go over there
Are you in a hurry?
Yes I have to call Julian at 6
Which Julian?
My fiancé in the States Lucy knows about him too
Then you seldom see each other
I take minibus there
Bye! Fine! Bye...
Hey get down
I nearly broke it
Let's go quick
How long you wanna lie to Kit?
I don't know I can't imagine his reaction
Who thinks of such suck idea?
Boss' daughter works as a clerk to know about firm
It's very old-fashioned idea
You confirm the details of contract
Fine
Hello
Lucy! Lucy!
Hi!
Daddy!
Macky and I were discussing the Japanese contract
Take your time. I'll get change first
Lucy you've changed after having studied in the States
We're busy
Lucy, I wanna talk to you
What? Daddy
It's said that you and Kit are dating
Well you're undercover to work in the firm
to have a clear picture, I don't mind
But be careful with your love affair
Who?
It's so rude to overhear us
Sorry, I wanna say, but no chance
I have to speak up now
Kit isn't a good fellow
Mind your word
I know you've been known for ages
Although I like fair competition
I worry about you
What do you know?
Kit has a bad background
He joined triad since young
and then back to school
So he turned good
People can never change their character
He's interested in your money only
He doesn't know my identity
I'll pretend not knowing too
Mind you
You blinded by your love
You'll soon see the real him
I'm sick for love
Chi
Something wrong?
Remember before you wife died
One day I told you I was pregnant
Yes, and I borrowed some money for you to get abortion
I feel sorry up till now
I had lied to you
What? That's not my baby
Of course it's your baby
I haven't had abortion
So I gave birth in China and my sister takes care of him
So I have a second son
He's got a single entry visa
True?
He's really like you
I take you to him
Good
He stays here
How does he behave like me
He behaves exactly like when you're nervous
Happy, when wants sex
Really
Behave! No
And he can take even hotter taste than you
Hot like fire
That great?!
That could be coincidence
But something must be of genetic
What?
Remember Kit could not speak before 3
Right, I worried
I thought he's dumb
And the first time he had said Father
Oh!
You're still that sick for years
Yes, always for this
The first time he called you Fa...
No...
You got mad
You'll loss control of your body from that onwards
Right, so Kit calls me dad
He's the same
So magical?!
What's his name?
Chi Man Ching
Chi Man
He's back
Hide yourself
He likes rotten bean curd too
He can really taste hot and spicy
He wants to sexually assault bean curd?!
Who?
No one...
Oh!
You dare not see your son?
Son, your dad
He's your
Father
Good father and son reunion
My good son
Father
Say dad
Dad
More
Dad
My son
Father'll get you...
A gold chain?
No, a special string
Put it on your head
Smells nice. What's it made of?
My womb hair
Thanks
Good
I have nothing for you
A rotten bean curd, that's all
A gift for you at the first time
You take it
Dad, it's sincerity from your son
Good!
Come on. Let's eat
Mom! Mom
Come collect your money tomorrow
Dad, are you alright?
Give me some water
Fine
Thanks
Better?
Better
Dad!
Hey! What?
Come here
Come
What's the matter?
Stop that
Is he my real younger brother?
Of Course he is
But it's the first time you see him
I feel strange
What's so strange? Dad isn't rich
If so he may be interested in our money
No proof if he is
Unless What?
The old way to test blood
Blood Test?!
No, it'll hurt him
You need not tell him
We cut his finger accidentally
and mix your blood with his
if they mix then it's proven
How come he can shake like that?
Dad gives a hand
My son What?
Your eyebrow has gold colour
Really?
Yes it means longevity
How does it mean?
It means you have to get rid of colour
Really?
I'll help you, don't move
Coming
Cockroach!
What's the matter? Nothing...
What's going on?
Dad, why put a stick there?
For decoration
Really? Yes
Looks good Looks very good
I'll do the same
Dad are you alright?
Brother. It's good decoration
You try?
No... You do it Come on
You first You first
Come on
Come You first
No, you first Don't be silly
It hurts
Your nail is too long Cut it off
I'll help you
No, later
Cut it No
Cut My God!
Done
Not mine!
Not mine either!
Mine, I just come in Why my finger?
Any bandage
Who are you?
My friend
You're afraid of cockroach?
Yes!
Do you know what I'm scared of
What?
Flies. Here's one
Dad Chop up the fly
Father!
The fly is here!
Over here!
Got you Let me do that
Dead
You're bleeding
Really? No wonder it hurts
I wipe it off for you
Clean the towel now
Can't cut this time
You go pissing
They mix together
See, I was right
What a shame if he knows what we're doing
I'm sorry, what can I do now?
Be good for him
Chiu, find a job for my brother
I was prepared for the blood test
This pack is type O
Can mix with all type
Brother!
Coming
Are you alright?
Fine better with the bandage
Oh, yes
This is our Personnel Manger, Chiu
He has a job for you
Yes come tomorrow
Be a Manger? Go to hell
Good morning!
It's already 9 something Where's your brother?
He said he had to dress well
Brother
You look like older
I know you admire me today
I can tell you from your eyes
Good Morning!
Why stare at me, pal?
Fatty, where's my seat?
Yes, crazy
Yes, what a fool
Go away
Auntie, good news and bad news
what do you wanna know first?
Good news first
A male spider on your desk
It isn't good news
The male isn't viperous
What's the bad news then?
The Viperous female is under your arm
Nothing there
Let's go to midnight show tonight
Look! How come girls behave here like that?!
They are voluptuous
The Gamble King I wanna piss
Over there, the toilet
Brother said the longer word on the door is for men
Shorter one's for women
Yes!
I'll show you the way
You measure it yourself
It's longer this side
This side then
Do you know who's inside?
Banana!
What're you doing?
Piss
This is the female toilet I'll call the police
I'm gay
So what? Still you can't come the female toilet!
Get out!
I go to both male and female toilets ever since I was born
No one told me not to
Both toilets are all the same
No, the male toilets have basins
Don't lie. No basins in male toilets
Damn you gay! Don't try to be foolish
Of course basins in the male toilet
What if no? You bastard
Okay, come with me
Come in!
What're these?
Right, block by block
Why do you come in the male toilet?
He bastard, fool me
I show him urine basins
You tell him
I have to piss
What're you doing?
Let's show us how to piss
I think she wants to have a glimpse
You bastard
What's the matter?
Are you alright? Nothing
Good morning
You've finished?
Very comfortable, are you alright?
I've been kicked
At where?
Why should I tell you?!
Right here?
How do you know? Just a guess
Shark is in the toilet
Do you believe I'll ask him go in again?
I don't believe
Let's bet 2:1 if he stays for 15 seconds
1:1 if 30 seconds 1:2 if up to 45 seconds
1:4 if he can stay for a minute 1:4?
If he comes out unharmed 1:100
What's up?
I have no tissue for my cold Get me some from toilet you went
It's a female toilet that I went
I know but it's the only place to have tissue
Where else can I get tissue Go and get it for me
Really?
Your brother told you to listen to me
Go! Quick No problem
Hey, what're you betting?
I bet on
Wow, 40 sec?! 30 sec!
Hey what're doing?
Come and bet
Bet on how long your son can stay in the female toilet
You make fun with my son?!
Hey
Shut up! Bet or no bet?
Stake But be quick
Shut up Why not?!
Bet on my son will be fine with $10
What're you doing?
Go to toilet
Don't you know it's female toilet?
I'll call the police!
I'm Gay!
Do you know more than one hundred
sex maniacs are beaten to death in the female toilets by me?
No more joke. Get up
My God, dead already?!
No impulse! My goodness!
You crashed your head with the wall
I'll pray for you
Don't come back to get me
I have to keep calm...
No one can know that I've killed
What are you doing?
Did you see anyone inside?!
No, I see no one
Hey, nobody?!
Didn't you see somebody?
No. Here's your toilet paper
Nothing happened!
It's smooth, but no toilet paper either
This one...
I took it up from the closet and dried it
Nothing happened... Thanks!
Pay for bet
How much? You have a look yourself
It's $1000?
Yes, it's $1000 at the very beginning
I take the money first
Not enough Don't fool me
Down there Don't touch me
Kit
Watch out
Him again? Damn
You have fooled me already
Stand up. They're coming
Take a seat
Let me introduce
My brother Chi man Ching
Office boy first day
Office Boy
We're colleagues
I'm Lucy, my friend Banana
Something smells
Kit, I found a shirt suitable for you
Let's go to have a look
Good
We'll be back
Lucy
What's your book?
Kung-fu fiction
A kung-fu called AIDS?
Quiet! I don't have AIDS
Mind your words, l...
Don't worry
I ain't I don't have AIDS
I... I really don't have
Why are you crying?
Don't tell me anybody please
I won't
I'm gay, you know
And I'm China 1001
What 1001?
The No. 1001 AIDS patient
I tell you a secret
I turned to be a gay because of AIDS
It'll get to people easily
Even by air
I got it from stool
Stool?
From an AIDS patient's stool
Are you alright?
A cramped leg
Sit You sit
Have some drink
You're using my cup
I bite you
Why?
You're biased
I'm not
Look into my eye
Your voice biases me
My voice is gentle
You splash water
I was careless, I wipe it dry for you
Thanks! Not at all!
You know you're among the girls
The best I seen
When do we leave? Thanks!
Oh...
What're you looking at?
Sorry, Miss, I wipe it for you
What's the matter? What happened?
He's got AIDS
Where you hear from?
Are you illiterate?!
He's No. 1001 AIDS patient
Who told you? He said so
If I were, I wouldn't tell you. Stupid
He gets an AIDS book in pocket
Yeah? Show me
Do you mean it?
What you can't show?!
Fine, take it
You're too sensitive?!
He kissed me too
I'd rather have a banana
Don't think that you're really a banana
Clean up yourself in the washroom first
Come
I have more to tell
I won't listen
Up to you
What you wanna say?
I broke the taps in the female toilets
It seems like a pool now
Do you need saving device?
Who's coming?
Your dad
Damn!
My dad is a bull My mom is a stove
Mind you I'll fix you up
Damn!
I'm your dad You have plenty of moms
I of course admit that
Not safe at home
I was nearly killed
I'm so happy now
And brother, get change now
Let's put on a show on the bed
Wait
You didn't behave in the restaurant
Lucy's friend was upset
and said you had a bad manner
Listen to me and have good relationship
Really? Of course
Really? Really!
Tell what to do?
Yes
Buy a birthday gift for her tomorrow
and let her punish you as she wishes
I can't take it
My God! You...
for your future sister-in-law just do it
No! No! No!
Go! Go! Go
I'm dizzy
Wait
I'll play football game tomorrow Can I go after that?
He speaks funny!
Nothing like us
The tone doesn't match at all
Not sure if he's insane or mad
Why pick the food?
I didn't
Wow
The dress costs me $109,700
If any one says it's not pretty
I'll squeeze his neck
You wanna hear the truth or lie?
The truth
Not bad
What about the lie? Very pretty
Very good. No wonder my buddy likes you
So many roses. They're very pretty
Of course, 128 roses
My boyfriend bought for me
He's funny and cares about me
He remembers your birthday even though he's in New York
He surprised me by coming back last year
Must be Julian
I buy one for you later if you like
Hi. Happy Birthday
You?
Ching, what's the matter?
Did you ask him to come?
I asked him to apologize
I have to settle with him
Come
What did you do?
I'd finished my ball game
and fell into the water on my way
Congratulations!
Change your clothes
Okay, I'll get change first
He's sincere
Hey, Julian
Happy Birthday!
Thanks!
So late, are you in Hong Kong?
I'm in New York
The white roses are nice
White roses?
I wanna talk to you
What?
We have apart for so long
I have another girl friend
You
Keep calm, I wanna break up with you
Good idea
Julian, I really like you, I promise
Are you alright?
I'm happy
What are doing?
Come back soon
No, I'll get married next month
What if you come to New York?
Perfect! You really come? Good and bye
Someone said New York would have an earthquake
Watch out for car
Bye
Let me put on my make-up
Hey! Very happy
New York would have earthquake?
Don't worry about the men
I don't care if you don't like me smoke
I'll take two. Nobody cares about me
What are you doing?
I tried my best not to disturb you from talking
Are you alright?
Banana, what's matter? What's matter?
Brother!
You touched her? Not yet
She touched you? Not yet
That's good then
What are you talking about?
Banana, what's going on?
Lucy, Julian breaks up with me
Did they deliver my flowers?
You bought her the roses?
Yes, today is Jan 28
So 128 roses
I spent all my money
so I had to walk back
and fell into the water
Thanks
and sorry!
Don't cry!
Okay
Sorry
Banana Julian is stupid to break up with you
Let's go to the disco after dinner
Good idea
Your shirt looks terrible
This looks a lot better
The shirt is sticky
Really? Sticky?
You must sweat a lot
What sticky? It should be okay
No, I don't feel better Do you know it?
What you like to drink?
A sparkling
No, champagne, I pay for it
No, I'll pay for it One champagne Good
I called my dad, he'll pay for it
Lucy, let's have a dance
Okay
Let's go!
Let's dance too
It's better to chat here
I feel bored, accompany with me
Okay, if you insist
Where do the camel travellers come from
Where do the camel Okay
You dance well. Let's go back
But I feel like dancing
No, I like to chat
Fine, let's go back
To dance well takes time
I've been dancing for a long time
A lot of practice and endurance
And I have the result like now
You noticed it
Yes
Smile, enjoy yourself
The bald head looks good
He looks ugly and cruel
No I knock his head for 3 times
and he'll not fight back?
Don't try it. He's not kind
Will you smile if I succeed?
Don't
Watch it Hey!
Why did you hit me?
Bald Wong, I found you at last
I'm not Bald Wong
You're not?
You look as handsome as my friend
I'm sorry to have mistaken you
I'm sorry
I'm terribly sorry
Look carefully next time
I'm sorry. I won't do that again!
Bald Wong!
I saw one looked exactly like you there
and I knocked on his head
he said he isn't you
How embarrassing!
That's me!
Don't fool me. You can't be so quick
I'm telling you. I'm not Bald Wong
We don't know you
He's my boyfriend
Did you hear?
I'm sorry, pal
Look carefully at me
I will
You're not Bald Wong. I can tell
Remember it
I'm sorry, my fault
He must be insane
Bald Wong, you date my wife. Go to hell
Hey, he's not Bald Wong
He's Bald Wong, he seduces my wife
Don't draw your knife I have to
No chance to talk
Look carefully if I'm Bald Wong
Listen carefully on the sound
His head and Wong's head sound differently
Not clear
Did you hear?
Yes
Don't wear the helmet if you're not Bald Wong
You're wrong. Go!
Who's she?
My Auntie, she's insane
She wears the beard
Thanks
Fine I said not to mistake you as Bald Wong
Thanks... Okay, no problem
Hit four times just then
You're not considerate
My dad didn't behave
He's insane, afraid of newspapers
You mean I'm insane?
You look really mentally
Ripe me off with majority?!
Right, we have 3 men and 2 girls So what?
I see. Majority can beat minority up?!
How can you say so?
I don't know them We're only sharing the table
Right, we share the table only
Hey!
Mind the minority
Beat him
Kit, are you alright? Brother!
Are you okay?
It hurts
Dad would kick them away
Let's talk another day
Call me if can't find him
Okay
This way
Stop, you too
Catch one first
My God, fight like this. Unbelievable
What you see? Didn't see it?
Dad, why do you kneel on your knees?
I got beaten
Who did it, tell me
I don't recognize him
You have a rest
I have to leave now
So many people
I'm sorry, pal
Bastard!
I'm wrong What do you wanna do?
I was fooling around. I'm innocent
I won't do it again
You bastard, don't cry
I'm bastard. I've thought it over
I've decided to, hit you once more
Go
Get out
Daddy! Lucy
Are you alright? I'm fine
When Kit comes out
Say you're here to bail them
They still don't know l...
Okay. Why end up like this?
I told you three of them were bad gang
Uncle Chi and Kit are of triad
Mind your words
He isn't wrong
but just defaming
I think this Chinese boy caused the trouble
Kit is gentle and trustworthy
Brother!
Boss, thanks for bailing me out
Fine, have a rest first
Kit has tattoos?
Be quite!
He shouldn't have it on his back if he's trustworthy
I should keep quiet Lucy may have mistaken me
They're just too young Uncle Chi is mature and strict
He'll teach two of them
Boss!
Who are you?
I'm Yen Chi, boss!
What did you do to yourself?
I don't know
A group of men painted on my face
I don't know what's on here
You can't see?
I have to close my eyes
Good lad
Boss, excuse me
Forget it
You're the most trustworthy in the office
Take care of yourself
Be good from now on Stay away from the triad. Understand?
I'll ask my friends in China to come down
We have guns
You know
Boss, something wrong with him
He doesn't know what he's talking about
That's fine
Brother!
Where did you go?
A cat chased after a dog at the cinema
So you watched for the whole night?
They chased for the whole night
Look no socks
That's not bad
Look at your hair, so long
Save the time from cutting
You walk like a cat
So that I won't fight
You talk like mad
Like my dad
Jing, you have to change
You can never succeed
Put it back
Do I have to be like you?
Your brother is of Manager rank
Well
I can do whatever brother can do
But brother may not be able to copy me
Really?
Try once
Okay
Oh! No
Why your under not torn off?
I didn't tear it
I just put new under on my waist
You trapped me
We try again. This one doesn't count
We change our places
See who is the best stand in
The loser has to obey the winner
Deal
Where's Single-eye?
Fired. I'm Single-eye too
You're short-sighted
I always blink my eyes
Why?
A man came to look for Single-eye
To buy Single-eye's stuff?
How do you know?
How voluptuous you look
You don't behave too
Good work
So do you
I'll tell you the truth
I come to buy the dose of voluptuary
Never can cure voluptuary
I know
Be quick then
We don't sell them
Why did you blink?
I know I was wrong
Never mind
But I won't do it again
What about this?
Not bad
Never can cure voluptuary
Okay
You have a pastry in your throat
Really?
What?!
See if it is genuine
Quite alright
Control yourself
No, I wanna kiss you
Kiss
Go to hell
Let me kiss you
Good, fine
What?
You're me today
So I give you my costume
Put them on
It's time to get itching
Where's your watch?
No, what do you want?
No, watch to come to the movies
Times up!
Itching? Yes
Scratch
No, not in the public
Go to a corner
Good idea, excuse me
I said no use
I said dinner only, not movies
No movies?
Can I have a last wish?
I buy the tickets
Brother, look over there
I find a mirror
I go to sell the mirror
Insane!
Smart!
A mad man there, what a place here
Let's go in
Not itching now, let's go
No. Two nice ladies are here
Two more tickets and we go together
Don't...
I've got one already
You'll lose if you don't copy
Hey! You think about it
Don't
Come
There again?
Soft drink Thanks
Hey!
Behind us
People are so open today
Keep quiet, concentrate
Okay
Man with man, look
Mind your own business
Damn it!
I couldn't hold anymore
You? It's me
Yes, I follow you
I know you come with him
Let me explain it
No need, love causes me to lose myself
Jealous makes me angry But...
I don't know what I'm doing
All I know is I love you
Hey!
Fix him Shut up
You take my girl friend out
What if I ask you to take care of my mom?
You seduce your sister-in-law
You're betrayer
No, don't be mistaken
How dare you
Everybody, justice is always there
I don't care anymore
Let's go
Wait for me Don't go!
Say something
Explain
Listen to me
I introduced her to him
You're to be blamed
But I didn't know he really did it
You bastard, get him. Beat him!
How dare you? Hit me like this?
I didn't try my best to hit
If they hit you
you'll be beaten more seriously
You're so useless that failed to trap Chi Man Kit
Article 3{8} of Rule of Tricks
The one who escapes would be hurt even more seriously
It's Chi Man Kit this time
He's such an innocent person
I really can't hurt him
Mind you that you have to be cold-blooded
I've paid you for fooling him
Of course I have to act like him tomorrow
I'll really teach him a lesson Don't worry
Brother, I can act like you today
I feel very happy
Good, that's good
Brother, I want...
What do you want again?
I have to try hard not to disappoint all of you
& make everybody happy
Young man has to work hard
I have to be decisive
with my strength
to cure my sadness & be happy
Good friends, long-lasting friendship
good friends will cheer one up
Good friends are dependable
Wait, ready? Ready!
Good friends are there to cheer me up
I'm on top of you
Insane
Don't watch then. Stupid
The contract with Mr. Kut Chun is important
I ask Mr. Ching to let you sit behind
Yes
Mr. Ching, my brother's here
It's good to learn rather than fighting
Kit, ask him to mind has words
The contract is crucial to us
Thanks Thanks
Let me
Brother, have a drink
Good
Mr. Ching Mr. Kut Chun and his men have come
Ask them to come in
I feel sick
Me too
What a coincidence
Me too
Oh, the Japanese are coming
Delay the Japanese from coming in
I have to go to the toilet Me too
Be smart
Excuse me
Where is Mr. Ching?
He told you to go down
to get Kut Chun's files here
Okay, thanks
Help yourselves
Be serious. Sit down
Where're you going?
Mr. Ching told me to get Kut Chun's files
He just went to toilet What?!
He told me to meet Mr. Kut Chun
Who's here?
Now, I wanna discuss the contract
You have the right to remain silence
But I won't listen to a single word you say
Do you know how much the contract costs?
I know, $118B
You pay us? Yes
Give me Now?!
No? What do we discuss then?
Yes...
Sorry, you're
Women don't disturb men
I died in a hard way
Freeze yourself for 8 hours
One punch for one movement
Where we're just talking about?
Learn to be as powerful
as the Hong Kong executives
Didn't know that beside Japanese men
Hong Kong men are manful too
Good man
That's nothing
We wanna cut the contract to $111B
And we expect from you that
beside the big business centre
You under no conditions build us
a staff welfare centre
Welfare centre? A whore house?
Don't think that Chinese will
insult women for money?
I mean...
You want us to find girls for you?
Go to hell
To punish your sex maniac, $2B more
I'm not a sex maniac
Why so many porno movies then?
I didn't make them
But you watch them Yes, but...
$2B more
Why intruded China?
Not me, my grandpa
For you grandpa, $2B more
Were you involved in Nanjing's Massacre?
I wasn't born
Born so late, $2B more
Mr. Kut Chun
Why you Japanese invade our place?
I'm not Japanese
What're you?
My mom married a foreigner
You're mixed?
Mixed but discuss business?
$7B more
Congratulations!
How's it?
The contract is done
The Kut Chun Group agrees to give $150B
to build a commercial centre
with two stories doesn't matter if that's strong or not
as long as it wouldn't collapse for 6 months
The contract is here
Mr. Kut Chun...
Mr. Ching, help!
What did you do?
I did for the benefit of the firm
You told me so
I didn't ask you to fight
I didn't
Hey, did he hit you? Yes!
He beat you?
Say it again, did I hit you?
Let him go
Why did you hit him?
Did you hear, he said no
Mr. Kut Chun!...
Arrest the mad man
Who is mad? I'll arrest him
Mr. Ching, sorry
Sorry for what had happened
You two are fired
Mind your words
I can't help, you all heard that
What's matter? What happened?
They annoyed our clients Your dad called the police
Don't discuss here
Mr. Ching, I know I'm responsible
We'll resign if not fired
Sorry, let's go
Ask the guards to watch them to pack up
Mr. Ching!
Chi, no need to say. You're senior here
I won't blame you on this
But, no need to say
I know my kids are wrong
But I have to say something
What? I resign
Dad, you have 2 more months to retire
You'll lose $200,000-
I didn't expect this to happen
Never mind, we aren't short of money
I can't stay after you two are gone
We try to spend less
The most important thing is happiness
Mr. Ching!...
It's done. Let's go
Who's that? Dad!
Brother, dad!
Still awake? Slept already
I'm sorry for what had happened today
I'm so sorry that can't sleep
Have a rest It's very late
Good night!
My identity is revealed?!
What would you do if you were them?
I'll fix Jing Koo
Dangerous
Be well prepared
Freeze, pal
Happy birthday to you
Congratulations!
How do you know it's my birthday?
I asked your mom about your birth proof
She only knows it's your birthday today
Why bite your lips?
You're so good to me
just like my real dad and brother
We're your real dad and brother
Yes
Come, make a wish
and have a little wine
You're very good people if ever I'm wrong
Hope that you'll be alright
safe and healthy
and never meet another villain like me
Morning! Morning!
Anna, I have to call inside No phone calls for me
I know Mr. Kam
Banana, line 1
Thanks, can I use your phone?
You succeeded to force Chi Man Kit to leave
You deserve the name Tricks Expert
Give me the money quick
Sorry Banana, it should be line 2
Thanks
Okay, I'll send you a cheque
6B, Fat Tat Bldg, right?
But I wanna teach him one more lesson
So he can never recover
No, I don't wanna trap them anymore
You ask someone else
No regret?!
I'll never regret
The voice sounds like Chi Man Jing
Is the Tricks Expert in?
Who's that?
Who're you?
You? It's me
It's really you!
Why you help Macky to fool the Chi's?
Tell me, go to hell
Thanks
Have a drink first
No
Try the free fight
Good. Why do you do that?
People pay me for doing it
I have to help
It's a pity. They treat you so well
They think that you're the younger son
You're beast
You can treat me like animal
I'll never touch them again
That's all I can do
Think how good they have been to you
They lost their job because of you
What do you intend to do?
Explain to them and deal with Macky
Impossible
Why?
Article 8{9} Rule of Tricks is
Have to be tough and no regret
What fool set them?
Me!
You can change it
But I'd sworn
if ever I break any of the rules
I'd be severely punished
What punishment?
I can never date girls anymore
You can date me
What? You?
Yes, me
What if you regret?
I swear if you can't date girls anymore
and I don't go with you I can never go out with boys
Good
Deal Deal
But one more condition
What condition?
Can you have plastic surgery?
Who's that?
Stay calm
I'm alright
Don't get excited
Right!
Do you have heart attack?
No...
Take 2 steps back
Yes
Further
What're you doing?
Quick!
I'm coming. Don't push me
Dad, kill me please
I'm so sorry
My son you don't addict?
What?
That kind?
No, not that kind
Don't tell me you're of that kind!
No, not that kind
Fine, what kind then?
We're father and son. Talk openly
I'm not your son
What?
I lied to you I didn't tell you the truth
Doesn't matter
You understand? I understand
I know you need dad's love
But dad won't blame you
Dad loves both girls and boys my daughter
I'm not a girl, I don't mean this
What do you mean then?
Look over there
Nothing
You soon look so handsome!
My actual identity is the one who improves social trend
Promote youth manner an incentive to the pictures
The Handsome Tricks Expert, Jing Koo
My English name is Jing Koo
You mean...
I'm not your son
My dad's Mean Koo and mom's Ball Ng
Macky hires me to fool you and your son
to separate Lucy from you two
Dad
Dad...
Don't call. I just put on the show
Take a look over there
So fast this time, more time
Okay
Okay?
Okay, action!
You understand now?
Of course, I've been fooled
No problem. It won't kill
You bastard, fool me?!
You fool me
Father!
Why do you hit my boyfriend?
You hit my boyfriend?
Are you alright?
I'm fine
Jing Koo regrets
He didn't expect to be treated so well
He won't help Macky
Really?!
I really hope Kit will forgive me
I'll help you to deal with Macky
But Kit's neck has put on the magic oil
It's so stiff
He believes you're his younger brother
He'll lose control if you tell him the truth
Magic oil for the neck?
Of course. Where else?
Think of a way-out
Dad, the thunder is coming
What a world! I can't find my brother
Jing's been back
He's here?
He told dad a secret
What secret?
This is the whole story
I was treated like a fool
No, there is always a reason
Forgive him
I won't forgive him
Kit, if he sincerely apologizes
would you give him a chance?
Fine, if he comes when I count 3
I forgive him
1, 2
You forgive me. How nice!
Thanks Yes...
Dad, you have been helping him
No, dad thought. Kit...
Don't call me
Kit, he's sincere this time
How can I tell if he's sincere?
If I fool you again I'll get struck by thunder
You see
Kit, he's sincere
He's struck by thunder Don't help him
No it's by mistake
Be careful!
If I'm going to fool you this time
I'll be struck to death by continuous thunder
Oh!
Jing
Don't make such bad oaths
strike you devil
Jing, are you alright?
How come?!
Must have mistaken me
I shouldn't have been struck
How come I'm struck by thunder at the doorway?!
I'm not free
Hey!
See!
You don't have to say
I can forget about the past
From this moment I don't wanna see you anymore
Leave, please leave
Kit, don't!
Fine, he stays and I leave
I finally find someone trustworthy
Kit
Lucy, don't lean on other's car
So boring. Let's take a walk
Miss, do you want an umbrella?
Call you Miss?
Kit, I've hidden something from you
You lied to me too?
Fine, tell me
I'm Pluto Ching's daughter Selina
You're big boss' daughter?
And you lied to me as a clerk
You're Macky's fiancée?!
Great I've been fooled since I got promoted
and never stops till today
What do you want me to do?
How can I make you happy?
Should I behave like a dog
if you say sit, I'll obey right here?
Don't be like that. I don't mean that
And I reach out my hand if you say hand?
Or you'll beat me if I disobey?
My hands are here, come
Don't
Kit, Kit
Lucy?
I'm sorry. I'm the extra
Sorry, I'm leaving
Bye
Kit, Kit
Go after him
He didn't give me a chance
I'm going
You're really going?!
Hey, Lucy!
What expert are you?!
Handsome Tricks Expert
You have to solve it
Let me think
That's your office Bingo!
Your sign is The Ultimate Expert?
Tricks Expert!
No, The Ultimate Expert
Where did you see this?
Anywhere!
The Ultimate Expert
Must be my fans sent me
to celebrate me
The Ultimate Expert
It really suits me
You sent it? Thanks!
Want my photo with signature?
Colour or black and white?
No, I'm the one to fit in the name
We start business today
We can negotiate
No problem!
Mary has a little sheep...
It's a mini high voltage device to make people sing
The latest invention from the States
Wonderful!
Mine is Quickly Hand to take off pants
Product of my dad 25 years ago
A fruit basket
Stop What?
The Ultimate Expert
Be careful!
Not easy to trap me
Where to get the grape?
The fruit basket
Be careful! Bomb!
Nothing!
Only if the nut is
Lucky he didn't use chemical weapon
We have to be careful
Do I have to go to the hospital?
We're so close
I have to take care of you to the hospital
No. 7 bus-stop downstairs and travel 8 stops
to the OPD of Kwong Wah Hospital
You're so good to me
My pleasure!
Good business?!
Macky I've told you I won't help you anymore
I know That's why I'd found The Ultimate Expert
Didn't I tell you?
Go! Bye!
Lucy will get engaged tonight
So fast?
Macky wants to do it quick
Kit angered Lucy
They're only angry with each other
What shall we do?
Go to find Kit, quick
And say sorry to Lucy. That'll be okay
I'll find him
Can you deal with The Ultimate Expert?
Of course
I have my strength
I have one more secret weapon
What weapon?
It's... secret
Don't ask about secret
Oh! You aren't young
Kit is over there
How do you know?
I recognize by his hair
How could you!
Kit...
Lucy's getting engaged to Macky tonight
Engaged only, no problem
But they can go to bed
What go to bed?
It's a physical thing
The man and woman get excited
And after pre-play the man will put his...
His what?
Loosen his belt
Oh!
And the bride, would take her
Her what?
Take her red handkerchief off
And what's next?
Start going to bed
That is?!
What did he say?
It's urgent. Go to say sorry to Lucy
Yeah! Yeah!
I don't believe you
The masked man was dad
He's hit twice by you
We wanted to cheer you up
but we did the wrong thing
Really? Yes
True Let's go
But, never mind the girls
No, they are important
Marry her and then you can torture her
And then make her to be a whore
Don't give her up to somebody else
Keep calm
That's my girl-friend only
Not mine?
No Go...
Boss everything goes on okay in the garden
Be careful
Kill the three of them
Boss, a group of lion dance coming
2 for lion dance, one is the bait
Can't see the face
Yes, right
Must be them
Don't beat me. It's me. It's me
My god!
Are you alright, Mr. Ching?
I'm okay. Why did you hit us?
What's wrong with you?
They're my old friends
We celebrate with the lion dance
I'm sorry. I don't expect this
Sorry the two of you
I help you
Lucy, think carefully
You can't play with love
What can I do?
Kit will come if he loves me
All these days we've been dating
He never said I love you
Don't argue with love
And no foolishness
Of course Kit loves you
Why not tell me? Not a waste of time!
I check if he's come
Come out!
Come!
Hi Hi
Hello
Help yourself I'll
Help yourself Congratulations
Lucy!
Come over
Chi Man Kit!
Right, I fix him up
Be careful, a lot of guests today Don't alarm them
Can you? I can manage
Kit!
Lucy, leave him
Come over
Have you finished?
Kit, left thigh
Roger!
Don't go
Kit, this engaging ring for Lucy
I handle them
Kit, stop him from getting the ring
You say so
I told you to stay out
Beat him
Brother the powder can't be washed away
It can't stop me
Stay calm Get him back and I'll fix him slowly
Damn, stuck! Anybody comes?
Anybody?
What's matter, brother?
I can't take my hand off my head
You're kidding, right?
Damn you!
I go and ask the reason why
Get me a towel to cover it
Finish with the head first
Okay
Quick!
Why take me to the sitting room?
I said I'd take revenge
Who're you?
The Handsome Tricks Expert
Boss! Boss!
Go, quick!
Who's that?
The guests are there
The new guard. May be insane
Mr. Ching, I heard a rumour
What?
Ridiculous Mr. Kam and that guy are gay
Kit?!
What did you say?
Kit!
Lucy, where are you going?
To look for Kit
Don't, he comes to make a mess here
I have to look for him
Don't, have a rest
Come, go over
I'll be back soon
Wait
Be careful of the shirt of The Ultimate Expert
It's a Red Hot Tricky Shirt
Get the stuff Here!
Secret weapon!
I couldn't know the secret weapon
The metal box in the boot
Okay
Wait! Call the police
Jing Koo, you two can't leave now
What to do?
I'll handle The Ultimate Expert and the rest's for you
Just that? And the shirt
Thanks!
Bastard, come
Oh, so many
Bastard, over there
Thanks, that side
Bastard, that side!
I'm not bastard
You really look like a bastard
Look at your reflection
Really like a bastard
You have to admit, that side
Mirror
Real bastard
Time limit for you before Jan 15 next year
I'll give you a chance if you retreat
Don't waste time, come
I count 3, then I'll make my move
1, 2
I'm capable
Still standing
Still fine
Yeah
"Voluptuary Can't be Moved" Take him up
No Open his mouth
Try the doses
Thanks
Don't look, catch him
Don't move. It's our own business
Try my Bloody Hat
You know how powerful they are
Bloody Hat
Just a touch would spread the cream on all your face
It's a very tricky weapon of The Ultimate Expert
Scared?
I'm not scared
It's stale!
Oh!
Don't have to be afraid despite staleness
No one told you to be scared You're just scared
Look at him You!
I have to show the world
The No.1 Tricks Expert is me
Go to hell
Jing, catch it
Super Tricky Tricks Box!
Banana
Real banana?!
Remote Electric Banana
Super electric power can make you mad
A very powerful tricky trick
Damn!
Again
Oh!
Honest Bean Paste Bun!
Honest Bean Paste Bun
A mouthful of it makes you tell the truth in 30 sec
A new invention in 90s
I'm Jing Koo to help family at six
to sell blood at 8 to cure my mom
to have good result in public exam at 10
the talent youth at 15
I feel that I'm really handsome
and Michael Jackson is the most handsome man on the earth
and our leader is the greatest leader
What? Lying Bean Paste Bun?
Damn you!
Shameful Candy!
Shameful Candy
It makes the one feel very shameful for what he's done
is a supreme trick
I'm wrong
I'm so ashamed
I was a peeping tom at 9
and had VD at 13
I treated my mom as a servant at 15
Yes
I do every wrong thing and am a gay
Oh, I'm so ashamed
You shouldn't be alive
Right
Go to hell
I deserve it
I help you
Quick Thanks!
Cut it
To Stiffen the Muscle!
Wanna run?
Super Glue!
You're in trouble
Can't fix it. So tough
He's committing suicide
Thunder Golden Leg
One more leg in the middle
Reddish Bomb
You're still No.1 Tricks Expert
Congratulations!
Who found red cloth robbers of the bank?
This group raid my premises
Arrest them
So many red cloth robbers
Come, arrest them
Okay go
Help!
Don't chase me
Lucy help!
Kit
Don't let him get closer
It isn't my business. Don't beat me
Don't. Don't beat me
Kit...
Lucy, I did all to see you here
It's okay Let's go to talk to dad
Come
This way
Okay
Here we are
Enough
Dad, I wanna marry Kit
Mr. Ching can promise me
I can't say no
What a voluptuous pair
How can call Kit like this?
You say then
What a seductive pair
Right
What should we do then?
What do you wanna do? Get married
I have to ask mom
That's way
Mom
This...
Maggie, it's you
Chi!
Long time no see
The windy rainy night 20 years ago...
Don't mention it anymore. We're old now
What happen after that night?
I had your baby
Where's he now
That's Jing!
What? You?
I'm really your Father!